It's here. The day of my party is finally here. How many people will show? Will they have a good time? How late will we stay? What else do I need to do before we go?

Okay it is now 5:20 why is my family all sitting on my couch to watch the Kentucky Derby? They can watch it at the bar. We have to get the food yet and be there before the guests get there. I have to leave. Brian better say that he is going with me or I will be pissy at him too. I need a drink already!