Inanimate objects do not move

I know this seems obvious to all of us but Jamison is having a problem with this lately. You will remember a few posts ago how the swing won. Well, last week he ran in to the banister for our stairs. The banister has been there since before he was. Then Monday morning we found out that he was 42 inches tall. This was not met with excitement it was found out by crying and tears and sobbing breaths. Jamison came running out to eat his breakfast and smacked into the edge of the bar countertop. Just last week he was tall enough to still stand up under it and barely brush the top of his hair on it. Not on Monday. He was tall enough to put a scratch on his head and need ice while he ate breakfast. Not even Mom kisses could handle this one. It was ice and dad tsking that did it. Plus the mention of "If you did that you must be tall enough to ride the roller coaster at Adventureland!" "Yeah dad I must be let's go this weekend! I'll scream like a girl." Crisis over.